The journey to Singapore:
Our final long distance travel day before Oz would also be the most interesting. We prepared to leave the Perhentian Islands with a heavy heart. We had spent a week doing nothing and loved every minute of it, partly because we knew that it would be the last time we would have any significant down time for quite a while to come.
The journey was going to be a difficult one, but after asking around and reading our trusty guide book we hatched a plan. We had nothing booked, no tickets, no hotel and planned to wing it….how hard could it be?! We left our accommodation at 12pm and wasted some hours in a beach cafe whilst waiting for the taxi boat that would take us back to the main land. The boat arrived as per schedule at 4pm and picked up about 20 other people maxing out the capacity of this small boat. As the boat reached open sea you could see that the mill pond surface that we had enjoyed when we first arrived had been replaced by a rougher sea. As the boat hit the bigger waves it would take a nose dive into the water drenching the occupants and their luggage. Thankfully, we were on the slighter drier side. The journey on the way to the Islands had taken 20 minutes, and with this journey taking 50 minutes it showed just how much the waves were slowing us down.
The port we arrived at was at Kuala Besut, a sleepy little place with one main street and the jetty for the speedboats. So, following the information given in the book, we marched off in the direction of the local bus stop to catch the bus that would take us the 30km journey to the main town and the long distance bus station from where we could get the overnight bus to Singapore. As we walked to the bus stop some of the locals came out to see what was going on and to offer advice on where the bus stop was and the time of the bus. We found a spot to sit and then we waited….and waited and waited. The locals had reported that the bus was due at 5:00, so by 6:30 we decided that either the bus had already come and gone or was never coming. So again, using the book as a guide, it recommended a taxi fair of 60 Ringgit to get us to our proposed destination.
We flagged the next available taxi down and after a bit of haggling agreed a price of 30 Ringgit to take us there. Excellent…or so we thought! After 20 minutes or so the taxi pulled up in a different town at a bus station with no buses, saying this was it. A small argument ensued as this was clearly not what we agreed, so we got out of the car and refused to pay him (we actually gave him 10 Ringgit for his time in the end) and I went and found another taxi driver to take us to where we wanted to go. After yet more negotiations starting at 80 Ringgit we finally agreed on 50 Ringgit and we jumped into another taxi hoping that this one was reliable.
As the new taxi drove on to the main highway, we suddenly spotted a road sign giving the mileage to our destination town as 130 km not the 30km the book had told us it was. We then began franticly checking the book to make sure we where going to the right place. We were, but the distance given in the book was wrong by some margin and with all the guide books having been so accurate we were both aghast as to just how wrong this was. Now with the distance clear to us, it didn’t take long for our brains to start whirring and to figure that it was going to be a very tight call as to whether we were going to catch the night bus, which we believed to be leaving at 9pm. By this stage it was gone 7pm and we had the equal distance of Milton Keynes to Leicester to drive and no ticket bought. What also occurred to us was that we were now embarking on a approximately an hour and half drive and it had only cost us 50 ringgots which is about 10 GBP…..it made us feel really bad about haggling and lucky that the driver had even agreed to take us.
The taxi driver sensing our urgency drove with all haste (or maybe it was just the way they all drive out here) and he got us to the bus station at 8:35. Bravo we thought!!! Like the well oiled machine that we have become I paid the taxi driver out and moved the luggage whilst Emma ran to find the ticket office. She retuned with news, the bus did not leave at 9:00 it had left at 8:30!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!!
Whilst deciding on what to do next a couple of people gathered round us obviously seeing our panic and tried to offer help or just listened to our plight. Eventually someone from the bus station joined in and suggested catching a bus to Johor Bahru which was just the other side of the causeway from Singapore. It left at 9:30, so he proceeded to take us to the ticket office and even showed us which bay the bus went from.
This incident and many more during our stay in Malaysia has been in contrast from the rest of our experience in the rest of Asia. Malaysians are extremely friendly and in the most part just want to help. Due to some of our other Asian experiences we have become slightly sceptical when someone comes up to offer help, in that maybe it’s a con and that they just want our money. I guess that this does still happen in Malaysia but we haven’t seen it. They are genuinely nice people who are interested in you and you can imagine going for a beer and chatting without fear.
We jumped on the bus for our 9 hour journey knowing from experience that no sleep would be forth coming. We arrived in Johor Bahru at 6:00am at another large bus station in the middle of another large city. Tired, but happy to have arrived we quickly found the right ticket office and we only had to wait 15 minutes before we were on another bus that would take us into Singapore.
Even though Singapore is a country, it only occupies an island off the southern tip of Malaysia and would easily fit inside the M25. However, another country meant another boarder crossing. The bus journey was only 15 minutes before it stopped in this enormous building much like an airport terminal in the middle of what looked like spaghetti junction. Elevated motorways criss-crossed around the building inches away at times feeding it with people who wanted to cross to the border.
We left the coach with luggage in tow and joined the thousands of other people, mainly Malaysians who for them it would be part of their daily commute. We went through passport control and departed Malaysia into no mans land. The queues for the different bus companies were long and finally finding ours we got on a very packed bus for the 3 km journey over the causeway to Singapore. Being 7:30am the traffic was awful taking us 20 minutes to make this journey. No mans land is just a motorway winding its way though industrial area of Johor Bahru. The only way you would know you weren’t on a normal road was the 6m high razor wire and CCTV cameras pointing in every angle.
We arrived at Singapore customs and again got off the bus with all our luggage and queued with thousands of other people to enter Singapore, repeating the process we had just done. At passport control the border guard asked me where I was coming from. Where do you think I am coming from as the only way into this building is via a road from Malaysia, how else would I have got here, do you think I was just beamed down from space…..“Malaysia” I said trying to keep the sarcasm out of my voice. I have come to the conclusion that one of the universal constants in life is the intellect of immigration officers!!
In the end it took 2 hrs to do 5 km with all the queuing and faffing with buses and passports and luggage and pertinent immigration questions! Imagine having to do that everyday just to get to work….twice in fact. Makes a 2 hour commute on the M1 look appealing!
The final bus station was right next to Little India in Singapore which was perfect as this was where most of the hostels were. With nothing booked we started the job of finding somewhere to stay. After asking at the first four places and finding “no room at the inn” Emma went off with the book in hand to look for the stable while I stayed with the luggage somewhere out of the way (no, not in a pub). Singapore being a very major city is not cheap, but finally Emma found a hotel that was above what we had wanted to pay but still within budget. The final nail in the coffin for this mammoth travel day….we couldn’t check in until 12pm!
So more than 24 hours after we started our journey we finally stopped moving and sat down on the bed, very, very tired - now all we need is another 7 days on the beach!